Best Quotes on Humor

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

You can tell what was the best year of your father's life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.

I love my daddy. My daddy is everything. I hope I can find a man that will treat me as good as my dad.

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fade, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat.

There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can’t sleep with the window open.

Marriage is when a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gets her masters degree.

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.

All men are equal before fish.

Just as true humor is laughter at oneself, true humanity is knowledge of oneself.

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs, jolted by every pebble in the road.

Life's too mysterious to take too serious.

He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.

Don't take yourself too seriously, pretty soon you can find the humor in our everyday lives.

If you've made a mistake, it's better just to laugh at it.

From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere.

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.